Thursday, April 17, 2008

Liono Vs. Jack Skellington Presidential Debate





Liono: "So it has come down to you, and it has come down to me."

Jack: "Would you mind putting the sword away? Its just a little distracting."

Liono: "This is no ordinary sword. This bad-boy is the Sword of Omens! With it and my enchanted claw shield there is none who dares oppose me!"

Jack: "I oppose you. And I believe that if the public took a closer look at your healthcare plan they would oppose you too."

Liono: "How can you sit there and talk about Healthcare when you're dead?"

Jack: "Touche."

Liono: "What did you call me?"

Jack: "And what of your shady past? You don't expect the public to believe that was catnip in your dormroom back on Thundera."

Liono: "Since I have been Lord of the Thundercats Thunderian crime has gone down thirty-seven percent, the planet is cleaner, and our kittens are receiving a better education. I think my record speaks for itself."

Jack: "What, your record makes no mention of your possible indiscretions involving Cheetara?"
Liono: "You have absolutely no proof of that!"
Jack: "But Mr. Ooogie Boogie-"

Liono: "NO PROOF!"

Jack: "Ok fine. My point is, the public needs a leader they can trust. I am an open book; Yes, I attempted to steal a holiday. Yes, I kidnapped Santa Clause. I can be honest about my mistakes. And that is something that clearly sets me apart from my opponent here."

Liono: "He's a friggin' skeleton people!"

Jack: "By the way Liono, bold move running with Snarf as your vice president."

Liono: "I'll admit Panthro may have been a better choice. But at least I don't have a head that's too big for my body."
Jack: "Do I smell kitty litter?"

Liono: "BIG HEAD!"

Jack: "That's it!"

Liono: "Thundercats HO-OH!"






27 comments:

Shanana said...

Diana, how is it that you have not joined the writer's guild and started a career writing for SNL or The Office? Your posts ALWAYS make me crack up (Which is kind of awkward right now because I'm at school... People think I've finally cracked... Not too far from the truth, actually).

Angie said...

I can't stop lauging! You're frickin hilarious!

Wayneman said...

I think Jack won the debate. That Liono is such a homo... Oh, and you're funny too.

Wayneman said...

By the way, Diana, Mom must love me more than you, because she's already commented on my blog four times. :| She really should comment on your's or Angie's or Gina's as well ;|

Di said...

I'm glad you enjoyed it Shana, Angie, Wayne.

And I don't know why Mom never comments on my blog. I keep checking and no Mom commentary! She must not care...

Shanana said...

That she hasn't even checked this string of comments proves it. Diana, you have been usurped as the favorite forthwith. Wayne wins! You're off the hook.

Anonymous said...

I got an e-mail from Mom and she was livid that she can't post on any of our websites except Wayne's... so therefore Wayne gets the praise. Is there a reason Mom can't comment... I know that I don't have her blocked, do you...."Things that make you go, HUMMMMMMM...By the way, Di has, and always will be the favorite...sorry Wayne. Keep up the wishful thinking Shana...

Wayneman said...

Wishful thinking?!!!... Oops. Did I say that?

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Di said...

No I did not block Mom. Who on earth would block a family member from commenting on her blog??? I can't imagine who? Any thoughts Gina?

Di said...

GINA YOU BLOCKED ME FROM YOUR BLOG!

Wayneman said...

Again, maybe there's something wrong with her blog?

Wayneman said...

Well, Di, we are no longer blocked from Gina's comments on her blog site. Must have been a glitch. I don't know if I can actually post a comment, but I didn't try.

Di said...

Nope, I'm still blocked.

Angie said...

As am I. I think she must be updating it or something. Or she hates us. Gina, do you hate us?

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Anonymous said...

How could I ever hate you guys... You are my best...possibly, only friends. I am a blogger dunce and messed with my settings. All better now...:)

Anonymous said...

How could I ever hate you guys... You are my best...possibly, only friends. I am a blogger dunce and messed with my settings. All better now...:)

Anonymous said...

see... I am a total idiot and posted my stupid comment twice!!!!! Sorry...

Mommalynne said...

I'll try one more time to comment.

1. I need a new invite from Gina, the old one expired when I went to Utah.

2. I've joined Google several times and it keeps telling me I don't exist!

3. You guys are so clever I feel like an old "dummy".

4. I love the way you all banter back and forth and get along so well.

5. I can keep up with all your doings, even Kelly's and Anna's.

6. I love seeing the new pictures.

Mommalynne said...

Yay! did it!! Now, who's blog is this? Oh Diana's. Yay, now I am one of the cool people!

Gina, re-invite me please.
I actually got on Miranda's blog from Carol's. But when I click on yours, the screen says, "Oh No! your invitation has expired!" Help me, please.

Angie said...

I like Mom's list for these reasons:

1. It makes me laugh

2. It is very informative in an extremely organized and easy to understand way

3. I've never known Mom to be a list-maker, and I'm proud of her for starting.

4. Gina, you need to re-invite Mom, because her invite expired.

5. I learned the above from Mom's list

6. That's what she said.

Di said...

LOL! Angie you are my hero.

Kelly said...

I used to think I was clever until I started reading you guys's comments on everyone's blog (can't we come up with another word for that? I don't like saying it or typing it. It feels dirty.) It's quite a challege to keep up! The banter is so fun and so fun-ny, I laugh every time! I think that's my favorite thing about this family: making each other laugh is the goal! (BTW, I couldn't leave comments on Gina's b-l-o-g either at first, I eventually gave up for a while.)

Mommalynne said...

I agree with Kelly, I hate the word "blog". The first time I saw it was on a large billboard along the highway. A word I never heard of? I was baffled and decided to find out forthwith what it meant. Now I know!! Surely, (I'll call you "Surely" if I want to) we are all so clever that we could come up with another, better, more audio-pleasing word. There's my challenge to all of you "smarties"!

Mommalynne said...

I think I just found one! The letters they make us copy in order to comment make great sense! "duktslu", or "wdspkt"! So many letters, so many possibilities!