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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

That blogging is so hot right now

Blogging brings out the narcissist in all of us. But lets be honest, nobody really cares what I have to say. So enjoy the photos and take any commentary you do read with a grain of salt; I am a huge Will Ferrell fan.

About Diana

Raised in the backwoods of a Northern Californian town few believe exists, Diana spent the majority of her childhood hiding in trees and talking animatedly to her own reflection. She lived a quiet life. And by "quiet" I mean she peed when addressed directly. Due to a series of exciting but somewhat unfortunate events, Diana left "Cobb" two months before her seventeenth birthday for the less attractive but more substancial Salt Lake City, where she began simultaneously working on her social skills and her sock-selling skills. However, it was her wicked dance skills that overshadowed her awkwardness enough to win the heart of her tall, ruggedly-handsome, graphic-designer husband who laughed at all her good jokes and none of her lame ones. She continues to find both his honesty and his red-afro irresistable. Though Diana and Andy have failed to produce a male heir probably due to their insistance that their future son be named Jack Bauer, they have three little girls and a cat who desperately wishes to escape. Diana likes reading, writing, listening to music, decorating her house, thinking about her garden, and talking to her children. And prefers to do all in a highly unconvincing English accent.