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... of three things I was sure. First, that Edward was a vampire. Second, some part of him thirsted for my blood. Third, I was idiotically and irrevocably in love with him...

"I don't know how to put this, Bella, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm going to throw this out there and if you don't like it, throw it right back... I want to eat you."

"Common sense tells me I should Van Helsing your glorious, sparkly hiney... and yet I'll admit I'm flattered. You're a straight shooter and I can't fault you for that. Wanna be my boyfriend?"

"I watch you while you sleep."

"You're so cute when you're creepy."

"No seriously, Bella I'm probably going to kill you. I almost killed you just now. You don't even know."

"You're not the boss of me! I love you! Make me a vampire."

"And spend eternal damnation listening to your incessant whining? Not bloody likely."

"Come on! Please, please, Edward, please? Pretty please, please Edward, PLEASE!"

YOMP! Ahhhhh! sllluuuurrpppp...

The End

Holy Lack of Creativity Bat Man!

I don't know what it is. Normally, in the word department, I overfloweth. I'm good at expressing myself; a little too good. Both on the internet and off I've chastised myself for being too wordy; talking too much, letting my posts go a little long. Not so lately. I can't talk good no mo. I can't write no mo. I embarass myself attempting to recapture some of that old wit. Apparently that well is all dried up. Too bad I'm not really good at anything else. What's that? What about volleyball, you ask? Yeah, I was lying. I suck. Last time I played my face became entangled in the net and everyone literally fell to the ground from laughing so hard. How fun for them. Thanks for bringing it up, jerk.

No, I've never been good at anything other than writing and making a fool of myself. Still pretty good at the latter. Its nice to know I can still make people laugh one way or another.

Me Like Tag

1. Me Like llama

2. Me Like Edward Scissorhands

3. Me Like Homemade Bread

4. Me Like Music

5. Me Like Hyrdangeas

6. Me Like Books

7. Me Like Morrissey

8. Me Like Rain

9. Me Like This Dress

10. Me Like Sparta!

TAG! (your turn.)