Perchance I Flipped You Off in Traffic.

Believe it or not there are people out there who do not like me. I've tried explaining this to my mother but she just looks at me like I'm insane. Kinda like I just told her I've settled on becoming a chicken. Then she gets that knowing look; "Is this some kind of prank? Am I on that stupid show?" Then she just gets straight up pissed because why WHY! would I even say something so ridiculous unless it was designed to make her mad? When all along I was simply stating a fact.

Some people simply do not like me. It could have something to do with the fact that I'm a huge nerd that dresses in costume whenever the occasion allows. Or maybe that I tend to take the joke too far. Perhaps I'm too open with my very particular tastes and opinions. Maybe its my hair. Maybe its my glasses. Maybe its my sense of humor. Maybe its because I'm somewhat lame. Maybe its the way I talk or don't talk. Or smell? Or it could be that I'm really really friggin nice and awesome. Who the heck knows?

I don't know and I don't care. Yes I do. But as Andy says, its something I'm going to have to accept. In a perfect world no one would misunderstand your quirks. Or stereotype you. Or judge you before knowing you. And everyday would be either cool and sunny or warm and rainy. And hydrangeas would grow lush in Utah, and chocolate tortes w/ strawberries would be served breakfast lunch and dinner. And I would have very little to blog about.

A Post for Wayne.

Wayne said he needed a laugh so I promised him a funny post. This is not that post.

A Free Association Post:

1. I am not a fan of hot dogs. Not all hot dogs mind you. Just Kroger.

2. Freddie Kruger is Edward Scissorhands on crack.

3. Snap, Crackle, and Pop could kick The Keebler Elves butts.

4. My Grandma has a velvet painting of Elvis on her wall but she doesn't remember my name.

5. If I eat one more cinnamon roll I will probably turn into one.

6. What ever happened to The Violent Femmes?

7. My one regret is that I never learned to play the guitar.

8. You wouldn't know it to look at me but I ROCK at "American Idol" (on the Wii).

9. I once saw a wee man in a kilt. Best day EVER.

10. Ever After is the gayest movie ever made.

And there you have it; my disturbing inner monologue. And you're TAGGED.